Whole lot of fucked up shit.

I get upset when you talk about Suicide girls because you’re supposed only have eyes for me. I’ll never be as good looking ad a suicide girl and it kills me because you like that and I will never be that.

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16 hours ago
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via eternalhomo)

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1 day ago

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

(via winterspass)

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1 day ago

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via eternalhomo)

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1 day ago

thefoolonthehill67:

When someone makes fun of you for liking old music 

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(via deadbeat116)

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1 day ago

masturbaby:

reblog if you’re ugly but in a hot way

(via deadbeat116)

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1 day ago

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via eternalhomo)

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5 days ago
metalite:

Iris Van Herpen’s Skeleton dress plays on vanitas in another way. Vanitas merges with vanity. The dress flaunts mortality with striking immodesty. Showing off the inevitability of death, the woman in the skeleton dress lives more fully.

metalite:

Iris Van Herpen’s Skeleton dress plays on vanitas in another way. Vanitas merges with vanity. The dress flaunts mortality with striking immodesty. Showing off the inevitability of death, the woman in the skeleton dress lives more fully.

(Source: boscano, via 2drunk4uu)

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6 days ago
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